Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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