Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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