you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
