i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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