She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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