Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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