Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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