found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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