I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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