so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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