when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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