any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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