Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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