we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
