Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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