No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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