That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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