And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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