Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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