Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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