I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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