I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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