He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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