quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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