It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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