Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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