Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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