you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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