Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
