omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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