sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
