All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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