I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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