ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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