She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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