Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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