there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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