When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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