Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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