When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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