the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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