I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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