Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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