bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think I am morally bankrupt
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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