She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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