i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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