oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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