my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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