'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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