I am spending my child support on dildos
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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