So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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