he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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