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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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