Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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