i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
